Everything is going swimmingly with the PCP. I am getting used to getting up early and eating half portions. Actually starting to feel pretty good about myself.
However,
I was alerted by my doorbell which was the man that lives in the apartment below me. He wanted to have a word about the banging noises that have been happening every morning at 6am ish.
I went downstairs and introduced myself to him. He asked me what all the banging was at that ungodly hour of the morning. My downstairs neighbor, Wayne, thought that I had been "getting lucky" as he called it.
I tried to explain to him that I had just started upon a new exercise program which involved me doing a lot of skipping before work. He didn't seem to believe me - so I just played along with it and told him I would be moving my "exercises" out onto the balcony from now on.
Wayne told me that he had seen plenty of unusual things outside of the window and gave me a sly wink as the elevator doors closed.
Note to self, try and find a more discreet place to exercise.
That's hilarious! Good job on getting up so early and enthusiastically :)
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that is classic..... wouldn't be worried he didn't believe you!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! I was having some troubles finding a quiet place to skip rope too and only recently found a quiet park nearby which works for me.
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